Rating: 
No Stars
I don’t know how anyone in their right mind (or wrong) would find this movie worth the energy needed to watch this. My skin cells would have a better time dying while I wash dishes and the calories burned while breathing are better spent cleaning the kittens litter boxes. Yes, it was that bad!
Rating: 
One Star
Not really all that much better than No Stars. Probably a good movie to have on while doing the dishes, or playing Scrabble…. sleeping maybe.
Rating: Two Stars
Eh… it was alright. I’ve seen better but it had it’s good points. I’ll probably never watch it again though.
Rating: Three Stars
It was good. It entertained me for the time alloted. If I was channel surfing one night, I happened upon it, and there was nothing better on I might watch it again.
Rating: Four Stars
Good movie. I don’t think I’ll add it to my collection any time soon, but it was good and I can see myself watching it again. It is one less than five after all.
Rating: Five Stars
This is a rareity and seldom handed out. The film was watched again within hours of seeing the first time. This film is and/or will be a part of my permanent collection. If I compile a list of “42 Movies to See Before You Die!” this would undoubedtly be on it.